1,165 Plays

milkpunk:

Butterfly
Weezer
Pinkerton (1996)

I’m sorry

I don’t know how I ever hated Weezer.

jagkcitybitch:

Things people don’t get to choose:

  • Sexual Orientation
  • Gender Identity
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Appearance
  • Disabilities
  • Mental Illnesses
  • Race

Things people do get to choose

  • To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over

>people don’t get to choose their weight
>lol

(via gnomechhomsky)

girl in bed: yes...call me a slut
me internally: wtf?
me internally: ok stay calm
me internally: this is just a setup
me internally: she's just testing me
me internally: don't fucking do it
me: you slut
me internally: dammit
girl in bed: yes daddy im gonna cum
me internally: raw
me: raw
Anonymous Asked:
shave your pubs then glue them to my face

cyberho:

this sounds like a Lana del Rey song

beardedsexlord:


Y’all can’t do this it’s black history month

beardedsexlord:

Y’all can’t do this it’s black history month

(Source: moonemojii, via sjacksonaldern)

drunkblogging:

if u dont grab my ass when we’re making out wtf are u doing 

(via under-whelmd)